Mainstream show
Or naughty version
Drinks included
Meal at 1800 showing

The Pirates Magaluf Adores – let them shiver your timbers

All aboard for a hen do in Magaluf with a visit to see the jolly, naughty  Pirates.  This exhibition of Mediterranean piracy,  whose protagonists are that band of Johnny Depp lookalike Pirates Magaluf has taken to its bosom and held dear for decades, will not let you down, whether it’s the mainstream and family-friendly general public version, or the naughty-but-nice “reloaded” version.

The Pirates Theatre has been in operation since 1985 when a Spanish galleon mysteriously ran aground at Magaluf, spilling rum, doubloons and barrels of Boddingtons on the palm-fringed  Majorcan shores. Ever since then, the merry mariners have been titillating groups of tipsy tourists with innuendo, lingerie and all sorts of naughtiness.

You’ll be impressed upon entering the Pirates Theatre in Magaluf when you see a ship that is 12 metres high, the main focal point of the stage. The show is interactive and the atmosphere intimate, despite the capacity of several hundred in the theatre. Don’t worry about suffocation, as the show hots up and gets steamy on balmy Magaluf nights, the air-con can cope !

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Our Packages – Pirates Magaluf 

For those of you who are serious about bagging a pirate while in Majorca, and bent on getting a peg-leg over, we recommend walking the plank in style. Book a Spain Event  Pirates Packages with accommodation, VIP welcome party with drinks and tickets for the Pirates show  and do it in style.  This is one of our most popular hen packages to Majorca and guarantees a stunning weekend for buccaneering broads.

Whether you are uncut, or half-cut  in Magaluf, seeking a keel haul, or just a jolly rogering,  you are sure to enjoy the Pirates show. We can offer you a variety of shows and seating, comprising a variety of catering and drinks offerings:

The Naughty Pirates Magaluf – Pirates Reloaded

This is the show that includes riotous and raucous langauge, with a club-like atmosphere and music, lots of innuedo, lingerie and bikinis.  For all that sauciness you’d expect to pay that little bit more and the show is quite different.

When is the Pirates Show available ?  Pirates Magaluf shows are on Fridays at 1800 at the Pirates Theatre. The season begins on April 11th 2014.  Additional shows on Saturdays and Sundays are also available during high season.

Magaluf Pirates Reloaded 2014 Ticket Categories

The serious stag and hen occasion where innuendo and naughtiness tend to take over, although full nudity is not included:

  • Main Deck: includes jugs of beer and sangria
  • Quarter Deck: Superior seating, closer to the action, and including fast-track door entrance. Includes jugs of beer and sangria
  • VIP Captain’s Table The full works with superior priority seating at your private table, champagne (as well as the beer and sangria). You will also have access to the VIP beach bar, where one of the cast may well appear later on, scabbard in hand.

The Normal Pirates Show – Pirates  Adventure

This show is family oriented but full of fun and games and still provides some lingerie and bare-chested titillation. Apart from a meal for all you’ll have jugs of beer and sangria available to keep you refreshed during the performance !

When is the Pirates Show available ?  Pirates Magaluf shows are on Fridays at 1800 at the Pirates Theatre. The season begins on April 11th 2014.  Additional shows on Saturdays and Sundays are also available during high season.

Magaluf Pirates Adventure 2014 Ticket Categories

None of the seats at the Pirates Magaluf is far from the action but there are varying categories depending on the view you wish and what is included:

  • Main Deck: includes jugs of beer and sangria
  • Quarter Deck: Superior seating, closer to the action, and including fast-track door entrance. Includes jugs of beer and sangria
  • VIP Captain’s Table ha ha me hearties….do it in style!  The full works with superior priority seating at your private table, champagne (as well as the beer and sangria). You will also have access to the VIP beach bar, where – who knows –  one of the cast may well appear later on, scabbard in hand, and ready to raise a jolly roger…

What our customers say about Pirates Magaluf Show

I thought it was incredible we were seated at Captain’s table night in the middle of the action and you virtually feel the flames and hear the swords… really exciting and got Jen’s hen do off to a great first night, thanks for the clubbing tips for afterwards!

Lakshmi, 17 person Hen do in Malaga, June 2013.

How can I book ?