This hilarious activity does exactly what it says on the tin. You and your stag mates will take the place of the little wooden players in a giant foosball table. Pit your footballing skills (or lack of) against each other. But without the aid of your arms or head. And there’s no way you can turn around! Or is this just reminding you of so many sides you watch frequently in the English League ? Is human table football Barcelona team’s revenge on the rest of the race?
The aim of the game is simple. Score as many goals as you can while feeling and looking a right numpty. The ref will keep tabs on who is the top half of the table and who needs relegating. You’ll get a number of throw ins to keep the action going and your legs kicking wildly.
Remember that during human table football Barcelona you and your team will be attached to poles running across the pitch and only your legs are free to kick. You’ll have to slide from left to right to stop the ball kick it towards the opposing team’s goal. It’s all very Mou admittedly. Each team will have a goalie who can also only slide left to right!
Some people actually play better skewered on a long pole